MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY HANUKHAH!
Most people probably don’t know that the original Santa Claus was actually a rabbi from Mokum
He was a rabbi from Mokum, determined to protect the honor and glory of Mokum by any means necessary no matter the cost. He roamed the streets of Mokum protecting it citizens from danger.
So respect the tradition, honor the city and join the glory. Join the Mokum Suicide Squad.